Now searching for pixelated swimming trunks.
Like living in the sims!!

My mom drives me crazy. I’m going out for a meal tomorrow at some snobby place in Leicester with people I don’t know all that well. Clearly my mom thinks i’m going to embarrass the family by turning up in a hoody, doc martins and shit smeared up my face. Give me some credit woman.
As if Lego haired Bitch is asking me questions about how to use HER phone. I dont know how to email a document to someone cause it’s not my fucking phone. Read the manual. I’m clearly too busy eating all my biscuits so leave me alone. Be nice to me when it suits you? NO.
I feel like I could punch this bitch behind me in the throat.
I am fat. She is thin and dieting. Good for her, very admirable.
I’ve just made a tea round and got some cookies out to offer. Everyone took one including her. I joked and said “Oh so that leaves the rest of the packet all or me”. She then turns around and says “You know Laura, food does last for more than a day if you just leave it.”
FUCK YOU AND YOU’RE STUPID LEGO MAN HAIR CUT YOU BINT.
This woman at work is getting far too involved with my holiday!
I told her I would be going to a b&b i always use at £65 per night but wasn’t sure if I could afford it this year. Since then he has been ramming Sun holidays down my throat and telling me it’s crazy not to do a sun holiday because of all the money I’d save!
I know the resort says “Newquay” but it’s really not. It’s in the sticks of Newquay so I would have to have 4 taxis a day. One to get to town, one to get back and get changed for the evening, one to go for a meal, one to get back for the night. That’s far too much faff not to mention the fact the resort would be over run with kids.
The b&b is next door to fistral beach and 2 doors down from the b&b the rest of my family will be staying at. Staying in the centre of Newquay is so convenient for dropping shopping of etc.
She’s never been to Newquay so doesn’t understand why I don’t want to stay at Watergate bay or Quintrell Downs etc.
Thank you for trying to save me money, I appreciate it. But we can drop it now!